Renfield: and chapter four is entirely lime green. RackhamRose: you're kidding. Renfield: i'm not Renfield: it's like, #00FF00 Renfield: d'you want to start on that today, or do something else? RackhamRose: we can start today! Renfield: . . . okay RackhamRose: ^_^ Renfield: the fourth chapter is called Final Showdown Renfield: or Final Showdown, if you prefer RackhamRose: yer, the red's less radioactive
Part 1 %@#&#
RackhamRose: man, it takes some kinda special to hit the shift key while you're mashing your forehead on the number pad. Renfield: it depends on where you put your hands Renfield: also, that's how some people type obscenities. the kind that arise when you're reading a really shitty fanfic RackhamRose: man, you'd think that if you went by "Sailor Bone Thug" or wtfever, you wouldn't shy away from a good healthy shit every now and then.
It been a month since Lita's death and the truth about her friend and her cat.
Renfield: whoa, when did Lita get a cat? RackhamRose: o_o I was just gonna ask.
She heard some footsteps behind her. She quickly turned around to see who it was.
Renfield: ("BRAAAAAAIIIINS!!") RackhamRose: ...soooo, is Lita spinning in her grave, or what? RackhamRose: (it doesn't say that Mina was the one who heard the footsteps!) Renfield: (it doesn't, and that bothers me) Renfield: (it could even be Serena, here) RackhamRose: (or Luna. or Third Female Extra From The Left)
"Oh! I'm so sorry, Molly!" said Mina as she looked at the very scared Molly who was still breathing hard.
"Oh Mina! I'm so happy to see you! I'm worry about Serena." said Molly after she calmed down.
RackhamRose: "Every time I seeing her, my grammar die." Renfield: "I'm worry about Serena. How can her keeps tutoring me when she English grades so bad?" RackhamRose: "Every time I see her, she tries to stab me! Do you think I should make a myspace post about it?" 9___9
Later that morning, they walk slowly to their schools. "She been acting weird? I know, she been acting like that with me too. I guess the fact everyone near is dead. I feel weird too." said Mina.
RackhamRose: "Almost like I'm stuck in a terrible piece of fanfiction, doomed to live out my days in a miasma of bad grammar and stupid actions..." Renfield: "Me, I feel also not so good." RackhamRose: *laughs* bravo! Renfield: ^__^
Molly never looked up to see Mina's eyes. They remind her about Serena's old eye color, before she changed them to green.
Renfield: . . . ew, Sailor Bone Thugs. EW. XP Renfield: furthermore, not fucking possible. RackhamRose: I agree heartily. XP RackhamRose: (well, not without contacts.) Renfield: (. . . i don't think Lita wore contacts) RackhamRose: (...oh ew) RackhamRose: (I totally blanked on that. wonder why?) XP Renfield: (because it's just that nasty, Rose-chan) XP
"What should I do? I know this is hitting her hard but, she looked so drained from her body. Like her soul been taken away from her." said Molly. That made Mina's mind started to wonder.
RackhamRose: "If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?" Renfield: "That's it!! If I can just steal enough souls, surely I can whup Serena!" she realized. RackhamRose: "Maybe all Serena needs is a ride on the Sooooul Train!" X3
"Leave her alone. I think that will be the best." said Mina. She wanted Molly to stay away from Serena and Luna as long she could. She didn't want Molly's blood be on the floor, hands, paws or anywhere else.
RackhamRose: She was running out of stain remover. Renfield: --Hence last month's purchase of six gross of super-gaduper-absorbent extra-large overnight sanitary napkins from the local bulk retailer. -___- RackhamRose: eeeew Renfield: hey, if the writer can be gross, so can i
"I think you're right. I do that. I was like this when my dad died." remembered Molly.
Renfield: "And I didn't want to go near him then, either." RackhamRose: "You should have seen me... I was like the poster girl for Hot Topic's Soulless Brain-Reaver line." Renfield: "Of course, he was virulently contagious for quite a long time leading up to his death. . . ."
She hugged Mina. "Be strong." Mina whispered. They broke the hug. "You too. If you need someone to talk to, I be there." said Molly then, she went to her school.
RackhamRose: ...insert short bus joke here. Renfield: *laughs* Renfield: "If you need someone to talk to, I be there. For only $3.95 a minute." RackhamRose: *giggles* ("Some restrictions apply.")
Mina smiled as she walked to her school. She kept Molly's words in her head. Even they wasn't tight as she and Serena but,
Renfield: . . but she was significantly more experienced? RackhamRose: ...but Molly had, at least, expressed concern over Serena's badly damaged grammar vis-a-vis their tutoring sessions. Renfield: . . . but Molly had all the cool toys. RackhamRose: *laughs* I hear that
Molly was a cool person to hang around. "I feel you watching me. You will not get me weak like you did to the others." thought Mina as she looked up into the sky.
Renfield: "I'm onto you, Santa!" >:\ RackhamRose: --no, but she may get you with a chest-burster. :D RackhamRose: (well, the face-hugger would come first, actually.) Renfield: "Good. We like it when you put up a fight," the anal-probe fairies responded. RackhamRose: *laughs very hard*
She went to her school. The first time she made it on time in years. Artemis would be so proud of her.
RackhamRose: Her teachers, however, nearly died of shock. Renfield: actually, what would make it fit perfectly, is if it happened to be out of session for bug-spraying or something RackhamRose: *laughs* or parent-teacher conferences Renfield: or a typhoon RackhamRose: or Godzilla.
Part 2 ****$ Mina sat in her room, doing her homework. She couldn't keep her mind on the work because of the events of her friends haunted her.
RackhamRose: well, it's hard to work with dead people bothering you! Renfield: . . . and because she was Sailor Venus, and kept falling asleep, and wasn't a bookworm, and she was very very blonde, et cetera Renfield: The attractive young men in her classes also haunted her. RackhamRose: (--she'd put a ladder outside her window, to help them.) X3
"Math is hard for me too." said a Voice behind her. Mina turned around saw Serena with Luna on her shoulder.
"What the Hell you two want?" asked Mina coldly.
Renfield: "I didn't leave that ladder there for you!" RackhamRose: "Um... I was kind of hoping you had a crib sheet," Serena admitted. Renfield: "How good of you to ask. Here's a list of our demands."
"We just want to see what's up with you. We never see you around." explained Serena. Mina stood up. "I know about you and Rubeus. How can you do this? They was your friends and he was your boyfriend." said Mina.
RackhamRose: *fast-forwards through Lifetime-movie-style dialogue* XP RackhamRose: "Oh, it's pretty easy, if you've been brainwashed and badly written for four chapters." Renfield: "What? I haven't killed Rubeus. . . ." Renfield: "I'm sorry, Mina, but I'll have no idea what you're talking about until someone provides a bit of fucking context in this chapter." RackhamRose: ugh, amen and hallelujah XP
"They thought they was better than me. I had to show them who was better. Amy with her brain, Raye wanted Darien and thought she could be a better leader than me, Lita with her cooking and her power." Serena said.
RackhamRose: ...power I understand, but cooking? RackhamRose: I tend to only want to murder bad cooks. Renfield: new reasons to watch out for Akane Tendo Renfield: "So why did you kill Artemis?" "He peed on my shoes!" RackhamRose: XD
"What about Darien? Why he had to die?" asked Mina. "He always think he the biggest hero ever. He thought he can throw a dumb rose then, leave." responded Serena.
RackhamRose: well, not in the manga. Renfield: ooh, no? RackhamRose: no! in the manga he can make things explode. Renfield: daamn. is any of that still in print? RackhamRose: I'm not sure. hard to find in bookstores, but if you look in the right places, it probably hasn't been wiped off the face of the earth. Renfield: *hopehopes*
"He loved you!! You loved him!!! Why you betray his love?" questioned Mina. "I was sick of him." said Serena coldly.
RackhamRose: "That, and my brain has vanished without a trace." Renfield: "He refused to play rumpleforeskin! I couldn't get him to donate his organ! I suspect I was just a beard all along," she added bitterly. RackhamRose: *laughs* (rumpleforeskin?) XD Renfield: (. . . did you never see Mrs. Doubtfire?) RackhamRose: (I did, but I don't remember that line!)
Mina looked at Luna. "I killed Artemis. That was good." said Luna. "Why you killed Artemis?" she asked.
Renfield: "He peed on my shoes!" "You don't have shoes, YOU'RE A CAT!!" "Uhh. . . ." RackhamRose: "He wanted me to wear a dog suit and bark! I suspect I was a beard all along..."
"I gave him choices. Be with us, he lived. Stay with you, he died. I guess you know the end." said Luna with a cruel smile on her face.
Renfield: "You dumbass, that was only his third life!" Mina revealed, just before Artemis let fall the anvil. RackhamRose: *laughs and cheers* RackhamRose: "Would that be the 'I expect you to die' end, or the 'happily ever after' end?" Renfield: that would be the American-comics ending, where the characters dies in a gruesome and spectacular, tear-jerking fashion, and then mysteriously returns from the dead. RackhamRose: ...eight hundred times in a row. Renfield: yes. (such a disgrace)
"Time to go." said Rubeus. Serena and Luna disappeared. "Good-bye. See ya later. We got to book it!" said Serena as she faded away. Mina looked around.
Renfield: what, did Rubeus just pop his head in sideways, or something? Renfield: "How the hell is everyone getting in here!?" Mina demanded. RackhamRose: "Stop using my ladder!" she wailed. RackhamRose: --clearly, she's going to have to start charging an entrance fee. or hiring bouncers.
"We will meet again. This time, we will fight and I will set you and Luna free." thought Mina as she went back to her homework. After six minutes later,
Renfield: After six minutes later, six minutes had passed! RackhamRose: After six minutes later, boredom was beginning. Renfield: . . . she was facedown and snoring in her history book. RackhamRose: After six minutes later, she was ready to power-up for the next 200 episodes
Mina threw the heavy math book across the room and laid her head down on the desk. She cried until she fell asleep.
Meanwhile in Serena's room
Renfield: --the Elder Gods were finally beginning to break through. RackhamRose: --it was time for her nightly dose of death metal and eye makeup? Renfield: no no, cuss practice RackhamRose: *laughs* RackhamRose: cuss practice and World of Warcraft!
"She won't give up. I know her. She rather die in a fight then, hand it over." explained Serena as she and Luna watched Rubeus paced up and down. "Well, kill her!!!" screamed Rubeus, causing Luna and Serena jump at the bass of his deep voice.
Renfield: eh? did Rubeus have a deep voice in teh Jpns version? RackhamRose: I don't think he was, like, Koyasu Takehito-deep RackhamRose: maybe he's got an amp up his ass Renfield: either way, i now MUST imagine him with a squeaky helium-enriched voice Renfield: it's unavoidable RackhamRose: heehee
"She not an easy person to kill. To tell you the truth, none of those bitches was easy to kill." added Luna. Rubeus walked up to the bed and gave Luna a backhand slap that cause the small black cat to fall from the bed.
Renfield: ("Watch your fucking language, you goddamned animal!" Rubeus snarled.) RackhamRose: how do you backhand a cat? does it even have a big enough face to connect properly? Renfield: yes. in fact, if you do it right, your fingertips smack into the kitty shoulder, providing just a bit more lift Renfield: --this knowledge brought to you by my years of cat wrangling, and my exceedingly well-mannered kitty RackhamRose: ("English, motherfucker, do you speak it?!" Rubeus shouted.)
"I tell you who easy and not easy to kill!!" he yelled. Serena looked at Luna with tears in her eyes then, looked at Rubeus. "What the Hell you did that?! She didn't mean anything!!!" Serena screamed.
Renfield: (no, Rubeus. . . i don't think they do) Renfield: "She set up us the bomb!" Rubeus hollered back. RackhamRose: "Don't give me that! She's going soft and you know it! Next thing you know, she'll be asking for cheezburgers every minute of the damn day!" Renfield: "I can has aspirin?" Luna begged from the floor. RackhamRose: heehee
Rubeus threw Luna out the opened window then, jumped on Serena. "I want to be alone with you." he whispered.
RackhamRose: *laughs harder than she should* Renfield: "And then, while we're alone, I want to FUCK you." RackhamRose: (no, no. it's "I vant to be alone")
Luckily, Luna didn't die. She slowly climbed up the tree and saw Rubeus having his way with Serena under the covers. "Oh my God. What happen to us?" asked Luna as she stared at the action.
RackhamRose: someone set you up the fanfic. RackhamRose: you get shitty characterization. Renfield: who knew that all Rubeus ever wanted was Serena, with Ami's haircut? RackhamRose: --and a goth makeover, apparently.
Part 3 ^^^^@ Mina walked to home on sunny Friday. She always enjoy these kind of days. But, she felt something was missing.
RackhamRose: Belatedly, and with bone-deep horror, she realised it was her left leg. Renfield: "Oh wait, where the hell are my clothes!?" RackhamRose: *snerk* Renfield: hey, at least she's finally getting all the attention she ever wanted
The bright smiles of her friends and cats.
Renfield: . . . bright smiles of cats? RackhamRose: a) since when has Mina had more than one cat? RackhamRose: b) ...cats do not have bright smiles. they grin secretly, evilly, and entirely out of human sight Renfield: (yes. yes, they do)
Serena and Raye screaming at each other, Amy and Lita trying to break up the fight, Artemis trying to mack Luna and Luna slapping him. Darien bumping into them and he and Serena kissed with passion.
Renfield: Lita decking Darien with her right hook, and stealing her own kiss from Serena. . . . RackhamRose: Ami subsequently dumping a bucket of cold water on Lita and Serena...
Mina could hear everyone goaning and Raye's bitching. She didn't even notice tears was coming from her eyes and down on her cheeks.
Renfield: She also didn't notice the snot running down from nose, or the drool running down her chin. RackhamRose: She also didn't notice the piano careening down the street towards her... RackhamRose: (what can I say? I'm a sucker for a runaway piano)
"Why Rubeus? Why them? Could you find another group of innocent sisters to do your dirty works?" asked Mina as she walked by. Mina fell to the ground. She held her stomach, moaning in pain. She looked down and saw her white blouse was covered in blood.
Renfield: "Dammit, and now I've got breakfast all over my shirt!" ;__; RackhamRose: "Oh crap, I forgot to do the laundry again!" Renfield: "MY ULCER! It's taking the direct route!" x___X
"Now, you know those blood stains are a pain to get out of white." said a voice behind her. Mina turned around slowly and her eyes met who spoke to her.
Renfield: . . . . Martha Stewart RackhamRose: it was the guy from the Ka-Boom informercials Renfield: is Ka-Boom anything like Oxy-Clean? RackhamRose: yes. with that guy whose voice seems to have no volume control Renfield: oh gah, i know just what you mean.
"You!" hollered Mina as she saw Serena in her school uniform. Serena held a huge bag over her shoulder and a sword with her name in the blade in her another hand.
RackhamRose: ...you know what I'm imagining, now? Renfield: do tell RackhamRose: a big chunky sword like that blond dude from FF7 has... RackhamRose: with the words "I'M WITH STUPID" engraved on it Renfield: i'm just entertained that she's got her name on the sword blade. Renfield: as if every other kid at school will also have a big-ass sword, so they all have to put their names on the blade, you know. . . . RackhamRose: *laughs* again, I'm strongly reminded of Final Fantasy RackhamRose: because that's pretty much what happens in all the games I've ever observed/played in that series. XD
"Duh! Damn, they called me the airhead? Anyway, like the cut I gave you?" Serena questioned with the biggest grin ever.
"How?" Mina asked. Serena laughed.
Renfield: "Under cover of nostalgia, duhh!" >:D RackhamRose: "With this paperclip! The sword is just a clever ruse!" Renfield: *laughs and applauds*
"Something Rubeus taught me." Serena explained. "I have enough!!! You and me!!! Next Friday in the park!!! Winner be the last one standing with the loser's head in her hand." said Mina. "Sound fun!! I be there. 8:00 p. m?" asked Serena. Mina nodded.
Renfield: "I bring cake!" ^__^ RackhamRose: (That Friday, at 8 PM: "THE CAKE IS A LIE!!") Renfield: *snerk* RackhamRose: (sorry. I couldn't resist) ^__^
"That will be great. I have a date at 9:00." Mina agreed. Serena threw her the bag at Mina. Mina caught it.
"Don't be late." said Serena then, she disappeared in front of Mina's eyes. Mina saw her shirt no longer had blood and the cut disappear.
RackhamRose: Serena: Laundry Ninja Renfield: "Serena, you phony!" Mina raged. "You shallow faker! Couldn't even cut me for real, could you!?"
She opened the huge and gasped and dropped when she saw what was in it.
Renfield: what? opened the huge? RackhamRose: that sounds positively surreal, man RackhamRose: or like the bad subtitles on a Hong Kong bootleg DVD RackhamRose: "Captain Kirk!! We must opened the huge before pink elephants have us dying fucking!!" Renfield: what was in it must have been general anaesthetic of some kind Renfield: *laughs* RackhamRose: (no lie, I did once watch bad Hong Kong fansubs of Saiyuki once where the words for "dream" and "illusion" were both translated as "pink elephants")
Amy, Lita, Darien, Raye and Artemis's heads spilled out.
RackhamRose: "Oh my god, I saw a Danny DeVito movie just like this once!" Mina gasped. Renfield: eww. some of those are gonna be really ripe, by now. Renfield: "THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED FOR MY BIRTHDAY," Mina glowered. RackhamRose: *snerks* RackhamRose: "I specifically asked for jawbones only!" :/
Mina saw another huge object in the bag. Mina let the thing dropped. She got up with her jaw dropped opened.
Renfield: let me just say Renfield: gasoline powered, 50hp vibrator RackhamRose: vroom vroom Renfield: with jackhammer sound effects RackhamRose: kinda cancels out a bunch of severed heads, I guess RackhamRose: (o/~ It's my dick in a box...)
Molly's head slowly rolled next to Amy's head. "What have he done to you"? Mina thought as she ran home, trying not to throw up.
Renfield: i'm beginning to think someone here has a decaptitation fetish. RackhamRose: with all this beheading going on, I'm about ready for the Scarlet Pimpernel to show up RackhamRose: or for Rubeus to turn out to be Robespierre in disguise Renfield: juust about the venue i had in mind, yeah RackhamRose: (man, the Scarlet Pimpernel running into Sailor Moon... that's a mental image I won't soon forget)
Part 4 $$$$% Sailor Venus looked at her watch. Almost 8:00. "I was here an hour earlier." said a sweet voice. Sailor Venus looked over her shoulder and saw Sailor Moon, Luna and Rubeus.
RackhamRose: "Yeah, well, I brought a casserole! Top that, bitch!" Renfield: "Gave me plenty of time to booby-trap the whole area, teehee!" Renfield: omg, food fight time RackhamRose: "Moon Rhubarb Crumble!!"
"Venus Meatloaf Surprise!!" Renfield: ("Pie in the Sky!") X3 RackhamRose: (no no, that's "Pie from the Sky!") X3
"I thought it's just you and me." said Sailor Venus, turning her whole body around. "It is. They just the fans." Sailor Moon explained. She threw Sailor Venus a sword with Sailor Venus's real name on it. "Thanks." said Sailor Venus.
Renfield: "I'd forgotten I left this at school!" ^^; RackhamRose: "Oh my god. I thought my mom was kidding when she said my birth name was 'Dorcas Bumblefuck Snitherington'." Renfield: *laughs* XD
"You're welcome." responded Sailor Moon. Rubeus and Luna sat on the bench, eating popcorn. "Get on it!!" yelled Rubeus. Luna looked up then, quickly looked away. She slowly started to think about the events and the effect Rubeus had on them.
Renfield: "He's eating popcorn. . . but what does it mean!?" RackhamRose: These effects included nausea, dry mouth, headache, backache, muscle pain, fluctuation in appetite, and some drowsiness. Renfield: She had to wonder how many of those effects might have been . . . special effects. o__6 RackhamRose: *snickers* RackhamRose: ("Has he been editing us in post?" she wondered.)
"What's wrong with me? Why I feel bad about everything Serena and me done?" Luna thought. She snapped out of her thoughts when she heard the two swords hitting each other. It sound like Sailor Jupiter's thunder.
RackhamRose: ...insert fart joke here Renfield: (Sailor Jupiter's last meal was, yes, beany chili) Renfield: damn you! RackhamRose: hee, sorry XD Renfield: XD RackhamRose: --both young women were promptly arrested for disturbing the peace
Sailor Moon had Sailor Venus on the ground but, she was still fighting as she try to crawl backward to get away from Sailor Moon. Sailor Moon finally knock the sword out of Sailor Venus's hand and stood over her with a smile.
RackhamRose: "I've won the day... Trebek!" Renfield: "I can not possibly lose now! A ha ha haa!" she crowed. RackhamRose: "But before I kill you, Sailor Venus, it's time for a lengthy evil monologue!" Renfield: hurray! :D
"What a shame. The great Sailor V is going to die. Anything you want to say before I slice your head off, Sailor Venus?" asked Sailor Moon, taking the sword over head.
Renfield: "A lengthy monologue. . . from the victim!" RackhamRose: ("Remember, remember the fifth of November!" Sailor V spat, and hit the remote detonator that triggered the C-4 underneath Rubeus' park bench.) Renfield: "Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!" RackhamRose: *laughs and applauds*
"Yeah, I wanted to get this off my chest for awhile. I should had been leader. I'm a better Scout leader than you could be on your best day." hissed Sailor Venus. The smile disappear from Sailor Moon's lips.
RackhamRose: "Yeah, well... your mom!" Sailor Moon retorted. Renfield: "Should HAVE! Should HAVE been leader, dammit!" she shrieked in frustration. RackhamRose: "Having ten zillion merit badges does not make you a better leader, goddammit!" RackhamRose: "Besides, I sell more cookies than you every year! So there!"
"Die Mina!!!" yelled Sailor Moon. Luna jumped from her seat. "No, Serena!!!" screamed Luna as she leaped in the air. The sharp blade cut Luna in two. Both girls was in shock. Sailor Moon fell on her knees.
Renfield: Luna fell in two neatly sliced pieces. RackhamRose: "Sweet merciful zombie Jesus, so that's what the inside of a magical animal sidekick looks like..." Renfield: ("It wasn't a costume after all!!")
"No, I didn't mean it. Why you had to jump in, Luna?" whispered Sailor Moon as she held both parts of Luna.
RackhamRose: "You not know what you doing!" Renfield: *laughs* i can totally see her trying to stick the cat back together again RackhamRose: *laughs very hard* with a bandaid, even RackhamRose: "Luna, no, why--...ooh hey, she's full of candy!" :D
"She was nothing!!" yelled Rubeus. Sailor Moon put Luna down and threw the sword at Rubeus. He didn't have time to block it. It hit him between the eyes. Sailor Moon watched Rubeus fell to the ground.
Renfield: Sailor Battle Angel got impatient with the tiny, choppy sentences. Sailor Battle Angel began to tap her foot. RackhamRose: "Wow," Mina breathed. "And I thought Keanu Reeves was the only one who could pull that off." Renfield: i'm wondering here if the sword hit him between the eyes and bounced off, or if the blade was supposed to have gone right through his head RackhamRose: *laughs* maybe the hilt hit him between the eyes, and not the blade Renfield: exactly
Sailor Moon still had her back turned on Sailor Venus. Sailor Venus still smell hate in the air.
Renfield: fwiw, hate smells like cosmetics, with some notes of Lysol RackhamRose: --and a faint hint of burnt plastic
"Serena, I'm sorry." said Sailor Venus. Sailor Moon turned around and she couldn't say or do anything. Her head fell to the ground. Sailor Venus picked it up. "I won." whispered Sailor Venus.
Renfield: sweet merciful crap, how stupid this fic is. spontaneous decapitation RackhamRose: Robespierre cackled to himself in the shadows, and then scampered off to claim his next victim. Renfield: "I won! I wonder if I can have this mounted like a hunting trophy," she pondered aloud. RackhamRose: "But I guess this wasn't the good ending. Crap, when was the last time I saved?"
She dropped it then, walked away. "Thank you, Mina." said a voice. Sailor Venus turned to see Serena and Luna in angle form floating above her.
RackhamRose: "Wow, the cubist look really works for you!" Mina exclaimed. Renfield: Rubeus floated in hyperbola form. RackhamRose: (do you think Serena's obtuse or acute?) Renfield: (i considered that, and somehow she could get away with both, i think) Renfield: (it's particularly doable on a graph with a z-axis)
"I wish I didn't had done it." said Sailor Venus. Serena smiled and shook her head. "You had to do it." said Serena. "We don't blame you." added Luna. All the other Scouts, Darien, Artemis and Molly appeared.
Renfield: "We don't blame you! We blame the evil shithead Sailor Bone Thugs1, who has been dictating our brutal slaughter from the word go," they revealed. RackhamRose: Mina had the uncomfortable feeling that she was suddenly in an alternate dimension that seemed to be some weird hybrid of a geometry class, a modern art museum, and an acid trip. Renfield: "We don't blame you, but we're certainly going to frown on Serena's ghost for a while." RackhamRose: "We're not angry. We're just disappointed."
"Thank you so much for freeing their souls from evil." said Molly. "Molly, how you die?" Sailor Venus asked.
"Serena jumped on my back and stabbed me 87 times." explained Molly.
RackhamRose: "And boy, was my arm tired!" Serena chirped. Renfield: "I died somewhere around the 40th stab, and after that Serena had to keep count for me."
"We have to go. We will always be with you, Mina." said Raye. "We love you." said Amy. "You always be in our hearts." added Lita.
Renfield: "Remember to take your meds, so that you can't hear us telling you to kill yourself, later." RackhamRose: "Hey, maybe I can get a job as Ceiling Cat in the afterlife!" Artemis said happily. Renfield: XD i can totally see that RackhamRose: "Remember... you know what you doing!"
"We will guide you all the way." Darien said. "Kick some bad guys's ass!!" Artemis.
Renfield: "Let's start with the writer!" Renfield. RackhamRose: "Sounds like a great idea!" Rose.
They slowly disappeared. Sailor Venus changed back to Mina. Mina went home. Part 5 @@@@# Mina climbed up to her bedroom window and changed her nightgown. Mina fell on the bed.
Renfield: Mina slept. See Mina sleep. Sleep, Mina, sleep! RackhamRose: A few minutes later, Dracula crept through the window. Renfield: Mina's stomach begins to rumble for a bedtime snack. Mina discovers she is in the mood
for. . . BRAAAAIIIINS RackhamRose: "Boy, nothing like decapitating your best friend to get you ready for a good night's
sleep!"
It been eight months since Serena and Luna died. She loved the fact she have no more monsters to destroy. She finally fell asleep but, she didn't know someone was watching her.
RackhamRose: oh my god. I totally called it XD RackhamRose: Ceiling Cat is watching you monologue!! Renfield: Ceiling Cat is watching you procrastinate! Renfield: i guess Artemis got his wish, yes Renfield: so did we, i suppose, since this is the last of the fic
The End 4 Now
RackhamRose: 4 now it can be hugs tiem plees! Renfield: YES IT CAN RackhamRose: mmm, hugs Renfield: ^___^